To be sung to the tune of the chorus from “Straight On” by Heart
He wakes me straight up for food
Meows controllin’ my mind
Done with dry stuff, now he wants wet meat
Straight up … Straight up Fancy Feast
Straight up Fan-cy Feast
Published by TheHumblePedant
Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm a Central Florida native and longtime lover of words—typically other peoples' words, though I try to dabble myself from time to time. I grew from an annoying middle-schooler marking up the notes my friends passed me between classes with proofreading symbols in red pen to a person who gets to make money being pedantic at work.
I also have an MS in psychology.
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